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Anorak | Earr Gets Hand Trapped In Gas Tank Hunting For Snickers

Earr Gets Hand Trapped In Gas Tank Hunting For Snickers

by | 30th, June 2011

TO Wisconsin, where Earr Stokes of Fond du Lac has got his hand stuck in the car’s petrol tank in the act of trying to retrieve a Snickers chocolate bar. His cousin, Tyrone Williams, narrates:

“He so happened to look in the gas tank. There was chocolate in there. [Stokes] tried to get it out. He started picking it out with his hand and his hand got stuck. It was just chocolate. Chocolate and peanuts. He’s hurting.”

(He happened to look in the gas tank? And he saw a chocoloate bar? What else passes unseen through those petrol pumps?)

Firefighters arrived to cut Earr’s hand free.

Anorak would like to pount out that Snickers is not just cholocate and peanuts. It is:

Milk Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Chocolate, Skim Milk, Lactose, Milkfat, Soy Lecithin, Artificial Flavor)Peanuts, Corn Syrup, Milkfat, Skim Milk, Vegetable Oil (Partially Hydrogenated Soybean and/or Hydrogenated Palm Kernel Oil)Salt, Lactose, Egg Whites, Chocolate, Artificial Flavor.

Anorak advises dousing the thing in petrol and setting it alight…



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