Cheryl Cole Does Lap Dance For Ashley Cole: Mum Joan Approves (Photos)
A source tells the NoTW:
“Cheryl even did a sexy lap dance for Ashley and stroked his face. But the clincher came when Ashley’s fiercest critic, Cheryl’s mum Joan, took him by the hand and led him over to her daughter. That was the final seal of approval.”
She led him by the hand..? What happened to the footballer’s courtship ritual of a sext text and bottle of alcopops..?