Anorak | Andy Coulson ‘Jailed’ In Five-Star Holiday Camp Says News Of The World: Pregnant Brooks Gets Cushy Ride

Andy Coulson ‘Jailed’ In Five-Star Holiday Camp Says News Of The World: Pregnant Brooks Gets Cushy Ride

by | 8th, July 2011

IS Andy Coulson going to jail? Top media analysts (former NoTW hacks) say that Rupert Murdoch’s old editor and David Cameron’s former spin doctor has nothing to worry about. If there is one thing we have learnt from the News of The World it is that prisons are cushy places like five-star hotels and holiday camps. He might even be able to get access to tabloid newspapers and carry on his vile empire.

Here’s what they say in The News of The (Prison) Screws:

Getting knocked-up means a soft cell for cons – Killers and drug dealers allowed to mingle with public *

Is Rebekah Brooks pregnant yet?

A FEMALE jail officer has been suspended after being accused of enjoying a no-holds-barred romp with a convict. The screw is under investigation amid claims that she sneaked away for a steamy clinch with the lag. Why are cons getting Viagra for home visits? WHAT HAPPENED TO PAYING FOR YOUR CRIMES? *

The NoTW’s Anna Smith has news to comfort Coulson, Brooks and Murdoch:

We already know the kind of cushy life that they have behind bars , with their satellite telly , computer games and a full programme of entertainment to make sure they’re kept amused.Prison has long since stopped being a form of punishment for the people who have wrecked the lives of their innocent victims.  We’re sick of listening to woolly liberals chuntering on about how society has to understand why these people offend and reoffend ; that it’s part of a bigger picture. It’s totally outrageous that we’re paying to make them feel

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