Irish Woman Shagging Alsatian Killed By Dog’s Sperm
The woman, a mother of four children, died in October 2008. But it only now that we can know what killed her. The dog has been in quarantine for almost three years.
An unnamed source tells us what they saw in an internet chatrom:
“The Alsatian then entered the picture and it appears that intercourse took place between the lady in question and the dog on the night that she died.”
Patrickswell is in Limerick. It would, of course, be unfitting to ask you to conjure a few lines in the local style to sum up this story…