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Elvis Presley Robs Brighton Betting Shop (Photo)

by | 12th, July 2011

ELVIS Presley is alive! He’s working in Brighton…as a bank robber.

He’s held up two second betting shops in Brighton and Hove in just four days, stealing between £400 and £500 from Ladbroke’s bookmaker’s in Dyke Road, Brighton, and more cash from William Hill betting shop in George Street, Hove. He is armed with what appears to be a black handgun.

If anyone sees Elvis they should call the tabloids and then ask him what the hell went wrong and how Diana and the kids are…

Of course, it might be a disguise. Anorak’s research tells us that the Top Five celebrity disguises for bank robbers are:

Osama bin Laden

Noel Edmonds

Gordon Brown

A Swiss gnome

Phil Mitchell

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PA PHOTOS/DPA - UK USE ONLY : After finishing his military service in Friedberg, Germany, Elvis Presley gives a press conference, 1 March 1960. The American rock 'n' roll star was stationed at Ray Barracks in Upper Hesse at the end of the 50s. CELEBRITY

 



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