Elvis Presley Robs Brighton Betting Shop (Photo)

ELVIS Presley is alive! He’s working in Brighton…as a bank robber.

He’s held up two second betting shops in Brighton and Hove in just four days, stealing between £400 and £500 from Ladbroke’s bookmaker’s in Dyke Road, Brighton, and more cash from William Hill betting shop in George Street, Hove. He is armed with what appears to be a black handgun.

If anyone sees Elvis they should call the tabloids and then ask him what the hell went wrong and how Diana and the kids are…

Of course, it might be a disguise. Anorak’s research tells us that the Top Five celebrity disguises for bank robbers are:

Osama bin Laden

Noel Edmonds

Gordon Brown

A Swiss gnome

Phil Mitchell

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(Left to right) Asian Elvis Sal Bashir, Geordie Elvis Ian Coulson, Jewish Elvis Shmelvis Martyn Dias and Sicilian Elvis Vince Citrano celebrate Elvis Presley's 75th Birthday outside Elvisly Yours on Baker Street, central London.

Anorak

Posted: 12th, July 2011 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink