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Hugh Hefner Says He’s Not Dead – World Still Not Entirely Convinced

by | 12th, July 2011

PLAYBOY founder and all-round oxygen thief  Hugh Hefner has pooh-poohed rumours he’s dead, declaring: I’m very much alive and kicking!

However, people are still uncertain and are inundating the heart-broken old coot with requests to poke him with a stick just to see if there’s any movement.

The boob-mogul was stunned to learn that, on Monday, everyone thought he was a goner. Of course, he did what any celebrity would do and went on Twitter to clear it all up. Of course, anyone can write a tweet via his account if they have his password. More to the point, his crumbling, aged fingers probably aren’t up to pressing keys

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