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Franco Arrested For Stalking Halle Berry, Despite The Fact She’s Barely Famous These Days

by | 12th, July 2011

STALKERS! It is fair to say that you’re all completely mental, right? You become obsessed with someone, for pretty much no reason at all. In fact, you don’t even fall in love with the person, rather, an image of them. You may as well have sex with a photocopy and have done with it.

However, what’s even weirder is when people stalk those who are barely famous at all these days. Let us look at Richard Franco who has been arrested for stalking Halle Berry.

Halle Berry! The worst Catwoman ever!

Anyway, Franco got his arse hauled in by the police after he was found on Berry’s property. Surely he’s allowed this one little discretion? Nope. The dolt has done it three times over the last three days.

Law enforcement sources have confirmed that Franco leapt over a wall at Berry’s home yesterday, in a bid to get up close to Halle. For some reason. Alas, Berry has a security team who nabbed him and, with any luck, booted him around the garden like a football, doing kick-ups with his face.

And now he’s a famous stalker, hopefully, set to be stalked by lesser stalkers in some horrible circle jerk.



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