Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Are Definitely, Definitely Going To Get Married, Right?
How thrilling. No really.
And it appears that it will be happening soon, with a wedding set to take place within the next few months. And that’s according to three separate utterly unreliable sources.
One source, who has probably never even met either of the halves that make up the world’s most famous relationship, reckons that the ceremony could well take place in the recently tarted-up Chateau Miraval in Correns, France, which just so happens to have a 16th-century chapel in it.
While that sounds rather grandiose, it won’t be a big bash, like the wedding Pitt had with Jennifer Aniston (who has done nothing but cry ever since they split up) where they threw a $1 million bash.
This is backed up by another no-mark source who says the couple’s wedding “would be intimate and informal.” How dull.
Of course, this is a different tune being sung to the one crooned by the pair recently, who said that they would never get married until everyone was allowed to, gay or straight.
It appears that their many, many children have changed their mind. Says Pitt, with that handsome gob of his: “The kids ask about marriage. It’s meaning more and more to them.”
He should send them to bed with no supper for such insolence.
Image: Angelina Jolie, the US actress and goodwill ambassador for the U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees waves while visiting Syrian refugees at the Altinozu refugee camp near the Syrian border, Friday, June 17, 2011. Some even waved back.