Anorak | Pippa Middleton’s Bum Gets Lighly Toasted: Photos

Pippa Middleton’s Bum Gets Lighly Toasted: Photos

by | 15th, July 2011

FANS of the Beefeater Grill say that Pippa Middleton – she’s the Duchess of Cambridge’s younger sister – is the person they wouild most like to share breaskfast with.

This might well be a euphermism for sex – breakfast of champions – because the Beefeater Grill does not serve breasfast. The restaurants open at noon. Either its patrons lie in and forgo Shreddies for a Chicken Breast Burger with Cheese and Bacon, or else the question ‘Who would mum or dad most like to shag?’ is thought not best suited to a family eatery.

Pippa saw off, nay, battered, Fearne Cotton and Cheryl Cole into second and third places, respectively. The bottom of the bunk were Katie Price, Kate Moss and Caggie Dunlop of Made In Chelsea.

Anorak can only say that this list of skinny types contains not a single name of anyone we would to breaskfast with. A poll of Anroak Towers reveals that most would prefer to break the fast with something fatty, greasy and covered in sauce. Like Kathy Burke in a bun…

Image: Laura Hadland has recreated Pippa’s arse with 15,000 crumpets, butter, jam and Marmite. Yep – no Gentleman’s Relish. For shame!

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