Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Go And Spoil Someone’s Wedding
CHEEK! The absolute cheek! Warbling foetus Justin Bieber and his child-bride, Selena Gomez, were walking along a beach in Malibu together when they heard Bieber’s wretched song, One Less Lonely Girl, playing at a party.
Instead of being quietly pleased that his autotuned pap was being appreciated and getting on with his life, the little swine decided to go and steal everyone’s thunder by gatecrashing.
“So, we just crashed it. We didn’t know what was going on. We heard a party and decided to just come so let’s party!”
To make it worse, it was a wedding. The poor, poor bride, who wanted to be the centre of attention of once in her life, was suddenly utterly eclipsed by this gyrating little menstrual cycle of a boy, posing for pictures with the revellers and photojacking all the snaps of the bride and groom.
To make matters worse, the bride Jeanine, was taking the surname of Rob McCool.
That poor, poor woman. Her life is now defined by poor choices of spouse and the day an infant decided to wreck her dream day.