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Boy Aged 12 Headbutts Lover At 1:30am In Darwen Street: Rejoice

by | 20th, July 2011

ANORAK will now deliver a story that has all the elements required to produce a dystopian image of this great country:

A 12-year old boy has been arrested for headbutting his girlfriend and burning her with a cigarette at 1:30am on a night out in Darwen. He claims she was flirting with his brother.

World ends.

PS – Admittedly she was not pregant and the ciggie was not a refer – but let’s not be greedy…

Spotter: Karen



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