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Britney Spears Getting Sued For Picking Her Nose And Farting Loads

by | 21st, July 2011

ANORAK readers are, on the whole, disgusting pigs. So are we writers of this esteemed online publication. We all sit around eating our bogeys, winding off in our ill-fitting trousers covered in sex stains and generally making everyone else feel wholly adequate.

However, we’re all in good company as it transpires that Britney Spears is an absolute pig of a human.

See, a while ago, Spears’ former bodyguard Fernando Flores filed suit against the singer for sexual harassment. He said that she was sending him naked pictures and doing that whole ‘Oops! I appeared to have bent over and forgotten to pop some knickers on!’ thing.

He didn’t like that, so promptly went about suing her exposed buttocks.

Of course, the story

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