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Men’s Pop White STORM Watch On EBay: Used Girlfriend Not Wanted

by | 22nd, July 2011

SO. Why are you selling your Men’s Pop White STORM Watch on EBay?

IF you want to look like an offensively rich footballer at fraction of the cost take a look at this bad boy. This rather delicious watch for the sportier men among you was given to me by my idiot of an ex girlfriend, who by the way ended up in bed last Thursday with Steve. Steve, for your information, is not me.

Go on:

The watch has a trustworthy and comforting rubber strap, in white, which is more than you can say for my girlfriend who can’t be trusted for five seconds and is about as comforting as having a lung removed.  The face is clear and consistent white with simple minimalist design however my girlfriends face is covered in freckles, fake tan and has an unsightly mole just under her right eye.

This item is presented in a red gift box and is powered by a Storm battery but I no longer have the box or the instructions, still could be worse, my girlfriend unfortunately no longer has anywhere to live.

Unfortunately I have only worn this watch twice since she purchased it for me Oh how extravagant of her -“Oh what gift can I buy my boyfriend, I know. I’ll go to Covent Garden to the Storm shop and buy him a watch but come home with 12

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