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Alien Monkey Only Eats Peaches In China (Photo)

by | 23rd, July 2011

TO Gezhai village, Henan Province, China, to see the alien monkey. Local woman Mao Xiping sees his “alien face”. She call the police to arrest it.

Says Ms Mao:

“At first I thought it was a rabbit, then I was shocked to see it had an alien face. My neighbours agreed it was like nothing we’d seen before. It stopped eating cucumbers when we gave it peaches and now it won’t eat anything else.”

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ON Temuka beach, Rose Fraser has potted an alien. Says she: “I first saw it from a distance and I thought: ‘That’s a big white rock on the shore line … that wasn’t there four days ago’.” A new island? “I must admit, I thought: ‘Heck, this is an alien’. It looks like it’s got big ribs coming out of it, but it looks like they could be tentacles, so I don’t know.” So she did as anyone would do when faced with a magical discovery, a visitation from another planet. She lobbed a rock at it. She prodded it with a stick. It did not move. But it did smell. She then took a photo which found its way to Otago University’s whale experts. And they ruled that this blob was the stuffing from a sperm whale’s head. How it arrived on the beach? They say it crawled there…



Posted: 23rd, July 2011 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink