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Joe Nelms Gives The Greatest Sermon In The History Of Religion

by | 26th, July 2011

PASTOR Joe Nelms of the Family Baptist Church in Lebanon, Tennessee, will now treat NASCAR fans to the greatest sermon in the history of religion.

“Lord I want to thank you for my smokin’ hot wife tonight, Lisa, and my two children Eli and Emma – or as we like to call them – the little E’s. In Jesus’ name – boogity, boogity, boogity – Amen!”

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