Man Gets Milk Bottle Stuck Up Anus In Failed Bid To Cure Constipation

X RAY of The Day: To Zhuai, China, where a 60-year-old man has inserted a milk bottle up his anus. Silver top, homogenised or semi-skimmed, we do not know.

He tells hospital staff that he inserted a milk bottle up his bum to cure his constipation.

Anorak imagines this blockage was caused by a carton of orange juice, a few sachets of long life milk, or whatever else the milkman has on his trolley.

Remember this vicar? The woman who fell on a can of hairspray. And how a fence can work its way up there?

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Xiao Wei, who was playing Counter Strike with his mate Huang in an internet café in China when another boy pulled him into the street and stabbed him in the head with a ten-inch blade. He got himself to hospital. And lived.

Spotter: Karen

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Posted: 28th, July 2011 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink