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Mark Your Hats! Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Date Is Confirmed!

by | 29th, July 2011

HAS everyone bought a hat? It doesn’t matter what type of hat you buy. A bobble hat will do. Even a verruca sock stretched over your bonce as a makeshift swimming cap will suffice. We need hats because there’s a wedding afoot which not one of us will be allowed to attend!

HUZZAH! It’s just like the Royal Wedding all over again!

This time, it doesn’t feature bluebloods, but rather, reality TV/sex tape star Kim Kardashian who is hauling her impressively monotone voice down the aisle to say ‘I do’, while winking at sponsors straight down camera.

And Kim ain’t mucking about as she’s wedding basketball player beau Kris Humphries on August 20th. That is less than a

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