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Melissa Redmond ‘Sold’ Extra Sugar Sex At Dunkin Donuts (Well, Anything To Remove The Taste)

by | 2nd, August 2011

MELISSA Redmond, 29, of Mine Hill, N.J., is accused of offering sex for sale at the Dunkin’ Donuts store where she worked.

As capers go, performing criminal acts in a doughnut shop is akin to turning up at the Secret Policeman’s Ball dressed as a black Muslim cunningly disguised as a burning split.

The Rockaway Township police have called the investigation “extra sugar“.

A Detective Sgt. Kyle Schwarzmann, tells the Daily Record of Parsippany, N.J.:

“She was a night time employee (working 9 p.m. to 5 a.m.), supposedly a very good one.”

And who was she caught? Anyone like to guess:

Redmond was arrested after soliciting sex from an undercover officer who first inquired about her extra sugar at the drive-thru window.

Drive Thru sex? In a doughnut storeā€¦ Will that be the custard-stuffed bun, sir, or one with a hole..?

Note: Or did she use sex to help eradicate the taste of the donuts? In which case, McDonald’s may soon her offering a free orgy with every Big Mac…

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Posted: 2nd, August 2011 | In: The Consumer Comment | TrackBack | Permalink