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Hugh Hefner Gets Wood On Twitter: Playboy Founder Goes Planking For Women

by | 4th, August 2011

HUGH Hefner says it is planking and he is not dead. Hefner’s latest Playboy housecoat plumper, one Anna Sophia Berglund, introduced him to planking. Then lots of the Playmates got to planking.

It’s  not hard too imagine Hefner then oiling himself down and slipping and sliding over the babes like a Japanese game show contestant. The ladies should watch out for the long pauses and steel themselves for hours, perhaps days, lying beneath the stiff and immobile Hefner.

It’s the blue pills, baby, so they say


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Posted: 4th, August 2011 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink