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Virgin Mary Spotted In Dried Mango: Photo And Video

by | 7th, August 2011

WHILE snacking on a bag of dried mango, a god-fearing Arizona teenager found the Virgin Mary – literally. It turns out that the mother of Jesus is orange and shrivelled – thus keeping up with trends in celebrity skin tones.

You will, of course, recall the time when Mary had an entire tree and not just a  shard of fruit. (It’s the cut backs, people).

The end of this news report is wonderful:



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