Virgin Mary Spotted In Dried Mango: Photo And Video
WHILE snacking on a bag of dried mango, a god-fearing Arizona teenager found the Virgin Mary – literally. It turns out that the mother of Jesus is orange and shrivelled – thus keeping up with trends in celebrity skin tones.
You will, of course, recall the time when Mary had an entire tree and not just a shard of fruit. (It’s the cut backs, people).
The end of this news report is wonderful: