Shane Warne Turns Into A Walking Waxwork To Secure Carbon Tax Rebate
IS this what shagging Elizabeth Hurley does to your face – turn you into a walking waxwork? Is it all natural – has Warne found that with the cricket career over he can throw himself into doing something physical other than dodge teammates trying to pay his head and ruffle those hairs?
If Shane Warne stands still in the sun for too long, things may get messy – literally. Dare he return to Australia in the full grip of summer? If he turns his hair into a wick, can Liz claim Shane as a rebate on any carbon tax bill?
Ps – not to Australian readers – we got him. And this is what we did to him. Agent Hurley’s work is not yet done, allegedly…