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Outkast’s Big Boi Has His Viagra Swiped By The Cops

by | 8th, August 2011

RAP is a very, very macho world. And so, the news that Outkast tunesmith Big Boi has been arrested in Miami for possession of drugs – including Viagra – won’t be good news for his cred.

Sniffer dogs and men in hats found him to be in possession of the cock drops, alongside the more impressive ecstasy tablets and MDMA powder.

He said of the arrest:

“Fresh out baby!!!! They said it was the love boat.”

His lawyer Daniel Kane issued a statement which said:

“I am confident when the entire facts are aired Big Boi will be completely exonerated.”

“While Big Boi was travelling with his group and friends, a small amount of contraband was found in the collective luggage.”

Or, in other words, Big Boi will chuck some money at one of his chums to take the blame for all this.

Either way, everyone is going to snigger everytime they see the Outkast man, thinking that he’s less Big Boi and more ‘Flaccid Boi’.



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