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London Riot Fail Of The Day: The Pub Umbrella Tosser (Video)

by | 9th, August 2011

THE London riots would be more fearsome were the protagonists not so painfully stupid.

Smashing up your own area is dumb.

Posing for photos on Facebook and Twitter with your booty laid out before you is painfully thick.

Offering out the brutal police for a fight in public loses its thrill when they’re dragging you towards the back of the van – mind the step, sir… Oops!

Deciding that being filmed on London’s myriad CCTV screens is not enough and taking the time to look up at police and media cameras as you rob a shop – Carpetright? boys – these really are houseproud hooligans – and liberating gadgets from Comet and Currys while looking up at the cameras is remedial stuff.

And then you pick up a big pub umbrella and attempt to hurl it:

Let’s laugh:

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