Anorak | Kerry Katona: So – How Are You Going To Die?

Kerry Katona: So – How Are You Going To Die?

by | 10th, August 2011

KERRY Katona is stood by a washing line from which five teddies are hanging. One is hanging by its ears. Three are hanging by their arms. Alongside this scene of nursery torture, Kerry smiles over the OK! magazine headline:

“Kerry cracks up!”

Is this a cruel pun on her drug-taking past and bi-polarism? Another headline appears:

“My ex mark can drown himself in the Big Brother pool”

This delightful turn of phrase is only made more hideous when we see that also on the OK! cover are two of Kerry’s children the pair she had with Mark Croft her ex-husband. One is sat in a laundry basket. The other is touching the wire from which the teddies are hanging. Is it plugged in?

This is no joke because having introduced the kids and the reader to the idea of daddy being dead (he’s not on Big Brother ), OK! then asks lots of question about potentially lethal moments in Kerry’s life:

OK! : “Which of your exes wouldn’t you mind finding face down in the Big Brother pool?”

Kerry : “If I had to say anyone it would be Mark Croft.”

That’s Mark dead. What about Kerry who is pictured get this jumping fully clothed into a swimming pool.

OK! : “Have you ever felt like ending it all?”

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