Lover Finds Dead Cat Beneath Fat Woman’s Bottom
by Anorak | 12th, August 2011
AMANDA Simmons, aka Mandy Mountain, of Charleston, West Virginia, weighs 55stones. She says that when her lover went to inspect her chub at close quarters he spotted a cat (avoid obvious joke – ed). The cat was dead. Mandy had sat on it.
Says Mandy, 25:
“Poor little Buttons must have suffocated when I rolled over. I never even noticed. ‘It wasn’t even my kitten – I was looking after him for my neighbours. My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing.”
You might suppose he was made of tougher stuff.
Posted: 12th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True Comments (12) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
April 27th, 2013 at 1:28 pm
He wouldn’t of died if you’d just LAY OF THE FOOD!!!
April 27th, 2013 at 1:26 pm
He wouldn’t of died if you’d just lay of the food.
February 27th, 2013 at 2:34 pm
very good
December 4th, 2012 at 7:49 pm
God, this is why I hate fat people.
March 21st, 2012 at 2:58 pm
gregs called….they want their rolls back
March 19th, 2012 at 6:40 am
maybe they should send her down to Uganda and throw her on a grill and her corpse could relieve starvation or make condos out of her
February 18th, 2012 at 10:14 am
Any fold’s a goal?
February 18th, 2012 at 12:46 am
Lover?
January 17th, 2012 at 9:50 am
Guess she had two pussy’s after all..with that weight anyway
August 13th, 2011 at 5:22 pm
This is a load of cobblers made up by the Sunday Sport on their daft blog. How the hell can you say this is strange but true?
August 12th, 2011 at 1:51 pm
that is gross, actually its grotesque, a parody of a human being
August 12th, 2011 at 10:00 am
the guy has a strong stomach – just saying…..