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Lover Finds Dead Cat Beneath Fat Woman’s Bottom

by | 12th, August 2011

amanda simmons Lover Finds Dead Cat Beneath Fat Womans BottomAMANDA Simmons, aka Mandy Mountain, of Charleston, West Virginia, weighs 55stones.  She says that when her lover went to inspect her chub at close quarters he spotted a cat (avoid obvious joke – ed). The cat was dead. Mandy had sat on it.

Says Mandy, 25:

“Poor little Buttons must have suffocated when I rolled over. I never even noticed. ‘It wasn’t even my kitten – I was looking after him for my neighbours. My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing.”

You might suppose he was made of tougher stuff.

He’s lucky he got out alive



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