AC/DC Introduce Range Of Highway To Hangover Wines
One day , when drugs are legalised, Keith Richards can bring his range of pre-rolled spliffs to the marketplace. and Pete Doherty can reawaken and rebrand the Humphrey straw.
For now, though, we look at AC/DC The Wine. You can choose from Highway to Hell cabernet sauvignon, Back in Black Shiraz, Hells Bells sauvignon blanc, and You Shook Me All Night Long moscato (“perfect for lady rock fans”). This is refreshingly unpretentious booze. The novelty wines are “styled for maximum enjoyment, whilst working your way through your catalogue of AC/DC albums”.
There are also directions as to how the drink should be imbibed: while sipping Hells Bells sauvignon blanc, the drinker’s “right leg will be pumping as the air guitar gets a work out – grassy tropical fruit flavours are banging out of the bottle”.
Can wine be a rock fan’s favourite tipple? Can AC/DC give you a highway to a hangover? And will a range of cheeses follow? And what ungodliness occurs when you make a cocktail from Cliff and AC/DC’s wines?