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Leeds United Fans Know That Sex With Ken Bates Is Like Beating Hull

by | 17th, August 2011

KEN Bates, the beared foemr Chelsea owner who took over at Leeds United, has a few tips for the fans who want him out of the Yorkshire club:

“I saved your club in 2005 and 2007 when nobody else would. The rebuilding of Leeds United is a bit like sex. In an age of instant gratification, Leeds United is having a long, drawn-out affair with plenty of foreplay and slow arousal. We’re in this for the long term. We may have had two disappointing results, but we will get there – we are building for the future.”

Given recent results, sex with Ken Bates is like a 4-1 over Hull…

 



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