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A-Levels Are Sexy: Media Photos Of Pretty Shaggable A-Level Students

by | 18th, August 2011

A-LEVEL results are coming in thick and fast. The media is responding to the call sent out by schools looking to showcase their most shaggable pupils. We at Anorak will compile a gallery of the most photogenic women – it’s mostly young women – who made it into the national press.

The rules of getting your photo in the national press at A-level time are:

Blondes – you are already winning. You need to smile with your teeth. Better yet, make a huge shocked ‘O’ with your mouth
Women in shorts and short dresses – you must jump in the air, run towards the camera or sit demurely
All women – you must embrace and smile (closed mouth or teeth is fine)
All women – you can embrace; long haired women preferred
Asians – must be leaning on a pile of books
Men – No spots and greasy hair; must get at least five A-grade A-levels

Over 250,000 A-level students are getting their results. Send us your spots…

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(Left to right) Students Alison Coxon (5 A*) and Claire Abrahams (3A* and 1A), celebrate receiving their A level results at Withington Girls School in Manchester.

 



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