Celebrity Big Brother: Look Out For Kate and Gerry McCann, The EDL, Imogen Thomas, Natasha Giggs And Peter Andre
YOU know what Celebrity Big Brother needs? Yeah, Mohamed Al-Fayed. Richard Desmond (prop. Channel Five and Princess Diana obsessed Daily Express) rubbed his magic speed dial phone and – poof! – the Fulham Pharaoh appeared to host an Egyptian-themed task in which housemates were swaddled in bandages before being told to lie down and try to get up.
Tara Reid won. Should they make Boxing Helena 2 – You Okay Mommy? – Tara’s a shoo-in for the lead role.
But bigger than this is the realisation that Celebrity Big Brother on Five is an Old Boys and Girls club for the biggest news fodder and targets for Desmond’s papers. The show features OK! magazine diarist Kerry Katona (OK! prop. R Desmond) and CAN Associates’s Katie Price Junior, Amy Childs. Look out for guest appearances from Kate and Gerry McCann, the EDL, Imogen Thomas, Natasha Giggs, Migration Watch’s Sir Andrew Green, Peter Andre and Coleen Rooney…