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X Factor’s Honeytrap Kitty Brucknell Has Been On Telly Before: Well, Who Hasn’t?

by | 23rd, August 2011

DID Kitty Brucknell know what was expected of her on this season’s X Factor? Before we are introduced to the good singer with the dying granny and shaggable dimples we need to like and vote for, we see Brucknell The Bad. Continuing the tabloid destruction of a 26-year-old girl who wants to be a famaous singer, the Sun yells:

FAME-hungry X Factor wannabe Kitty Brucknell has already appeared on 33 TV and radio shows in her desperate bid to be “bigger than Britney”.

Well, actually Kitty wants to be about the same size as Britney, we having been told that she had liposuction to look more like the singer she impersonates for cash. The Sun is leading the campaign to make Kitty’s life famous but unpleasant by adding to the news that was a honeytrap for poor simple married men looking for an uncomplicated drink with news that she has been on the telly before.

Thanks to Sky TV (prop. Rupert Murdoch), pretty much anyone who wants to be on

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