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What Was Kerry Katona’s Terrible Mistake?

by | 24th, August 2011

FOLLOWING on from last week’s issue where OK! dreamt up imaginative ways for Kerry Katona to die, this week’s organ features the reality TV star currently appearing on Channel Five’s TV’s Big Brother stood in a swimming spool. She appears to be wearing an evening dress. Her make up is smudged. Her gaze suggests all is not well. And the headline yells:

“HELP ME I’VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE”

Kerry will “speak to the only magazine I trust”. Coincidentally, the magazine is, like Channel Five, owned by Richard Desmond. Katona has spoken with OK! just before entering the Big Brother house. OK! writes: “Whatever happens on Kerry’s journey, it’s sure to be entertaining.”

How entertaining?

She says that she will “have a good cry” if things go badly. She will tell the Diary Room, “I’m missing my kids.”

OK!: What will you bring to the Big Brother House?
KK: I’ll bring lots of fun.

As for that front-page headline about a “terrible mistake“… Well, the magazine makes not one mention of what that might be. Indeed, Kerry tells us:

“I feel good in myself which is amazing.”

Amazing news in the magazine you can trust…

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TV presenter and singer Kerry McFadden presenting ITV's new series 'Britain's Sexiest'. 07/12/04: The former Atomic Kitten, who has reverted to her maiden name, is rebuilding her life after the break-up of their marriage. Kerry Katona has spoken about her split from husband Brian McFadden and declared: "I want a new man for Christmas.



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