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What Was Kerry Katona’s Terrible Mistake?

by | 24th, August 2011

FOLLOWING on from last week’s issue where OK! dreamt up imaginative ways for Kerry Katona to die, this week’s organ features the reality TV star currently appearing on Channel Five’s TV’s Big Brother stood in a swimming spool. She appears to be wearing an evening dress. Her make up is smudged. Her gaze suggests all is not well. And the headline yells:

“HELP ME I’VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE”

Kerry will “speak to the only magazine I trust”. Coincidentally, the magazine is, like Channel Five, owned by Richard Desmond. Katona has spoken with OK! just before entering the Big Brother house. OK! writes: “Whatever happens on Kerry’s journey, it’s sure to be entertaining.”

How entertaining?

She says that she will “have a good cry” if things go badly. She will tell the Diary Room, “I’m missing my kids.”

OK!: What will you bring to the Big Brother House?
KK: I’ll bring lots of fun.

As for that front-page headline about a “terrible mistake“… Well, the magazine makes not one mention of what that might be. Indeed, Kerry tells us:

“I feel good in myself which is amazing.”

Amazing news in the magazine you can trust…

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THIS PICTURE IS FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY : Singer Kerry McFadden , of the girl band Atomic Kitten, performing on stage at the Disney Channel Kids Awards 2000, at the London Docklands Arena. * 10/1/2001: McFadden and Atomic Kitten's Kerry Katona are expecting a baby. The baby is due on September 5 the day before Kerry's 21st birthday. The pop star pair secretly got engaged last year but kept the news under wraps until a few weeks ago for fear of upsetting Westlife's millions of young fans. 18/1/2001: Kerry Katona, who is pregnant and will leave girl group Atomic Kitten for the health of her unborn child, her record company said. She is to be replaced by blonde Jenny Frost who was seen earlier this year among a party holidaying with the Duke of York in Thailand. Kerry, 20, is said to be leaving the band early in order to rest from the hectic schedule and prepare for the birth of her baby in September. 06/03/02 The former Atomic Kitten star turned TV presenter beat rivals including Victoria Beckham to the title of Celebrity Mum of the Year. Katona, who is married to Westlife's Bryan McFadden and mother to six-month-old Molly, got more than twice as many votes as Posh Spice in the online poll by toy firm The Blue Foot Bear Company.



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