Jennifer Aniston Will Have Twins When She Counts Down To Zero
“JEN’S BABY COUNTDOWN”
Aniston has been counting down for some years – often in a surgeon’s chair. One say she will explode – literally explode with baby goo all over the tabloids. And they will tell their readers that they knew – they always knew. Sure, Us magazine has been counting down 10…9 and a bit…9 and a bit less…9 and bit less… for years. But when Jen hits zero on a pre-arranged date with the C-sectionist, they will have timed it to perfection.
Life & Style tops this Jen-sation by declaring:
Yep. Just like pretty much every old Hollywood mum, Aniston is having a double. Or not. Rumours are that she wants twins. And an expert tells us that she “hasn’t colored her hair in months”.
You hear that. Yep, the tabloids have almost reached 9 and a half.
…nine and bit less….nine and…