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Jennifer Aniston Will Have Twins When She Counts Down To Zero

by | 24th, August 2011

US Magazine says Jennifer Aniston is on a “Baby Countdown“. This is:

“JEN’S BABY COUNTDOWN”

Aniston has been counting down for some years – often in a surgeon’s chair. One say she will explode – literally explode with baby goo all over the tabloids. And they will tell their readers that they knew – they always knew. Sure, Us magazine has been counting down 10…9 and a bit…9 and a bit less…9 and bit less… for years. But when Jen hits zero on a pre-arranged date with the C-sectionist, they will have timed it to perfection.

News is that right now Aniston is possibly not drinking alcohol. It turns out that in Hollywood booze is not a pre-requisit for making babies. We also learn that Jen has recently worn a baggy top.

Life & Style tops this Jen-sation by declaring:

“IT’S TWINS!”

Yep. Just like pretty much every old Hollywood mum, Aniston is having a double. Or not. Rumours are that she wants twins. And an expert tells us that she “hasn’t colored her hair in months”.
You hear that. Yep, the tabloids have almost reached 9 and a half.

…nine and bit less….nine and…

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