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Katie Price Launches Katie: My Magazine: A Comic About Oral Sex WIth Mouthful Of Filler And Her Kids

by | 26th, August 2011

KATIE Price is to launch the worst thing you’ve ever seen: a magazine about Katie Price.

Katie: My Magazine will launch on September 7.

Says Katie:

“I’m excited to show a side of me you don’t see in the mags. So what would I ask myself if I was doing the interview? Read and find out.”

What side of Katie we don’t see in mags is debatable – and dependent on what kind mags you peruse. We’ve seen her frontside mags, backside mags and in one bookshop in Soho, inside mags.

Jordan, she is also known, says she has picked out a “great tiny” outfit to wear for the launch and will also be making appearances at various WH Smith stores to sign copies of the magazine.

That’ll be her sat on a pink pony telling you how she looks after her kids (it’s your job, Katie – there is no pay) and talking about oral sex.

And that’s the next worst thing, isn’t it: a life-sized Katie Price funfair ride in every amusement arcade. Stick your pound coin in the slot, punters, and Katie will tell you a short anecdote about her bwilliant kids, her massive Jawdins and owal sex with mouthful of filler …

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Model Jordan body painted as the Ice Maiden, poses for the media during a photocall in London's Covent Garden today December 6, 1998, where she launched the Swatch Christmas watch Sparkling Life, priced at 55. PA Photos.

 



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