Gordon Ramsay Porn Dwarf Dead In Badger Lair
PERCY Foster is dead. The 35-year-old porn star with the looks of a pre-op Gordon Ramsay was “found deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing programme near Tregaron, west Wales.”
Well, so says the Sport, which uses the headline:
GORDON RAMSEY SEX DWARF FOUND DEAD IN BADGER SETT
We learn that his corpse had been “partially gnawed” by animals.
Last week, the Sport told us:
Percy said: “I made my first adult feature in 2009 with fully-sized woman Sonia Splitarse – I don’t think that’s her real name – and it was great fun.
“It was in June of this year, on the set of Hi-Ho- Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go, that someone noticed I looked like Gordon Ramsay.
“Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen’s teeth and so can command top dollar.
“I’ve already ordered a new BMW and a diamondencrusted Soda Stream.”
PS – Bring back the News of The World…please…
Posted: 15th, September 2011 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
September 13th, 2011 at 10:20 am
…. tragic story… just goes to show….working in the porn industry can’t be all that its cracked up to be….
ps I thought getting eaten alive by a badger was part & parcel of being in porn….or is that a beaver
September 13th, 2011 at 9:55 am
It already looks as if one has had a bit of a nibble at it
September 13th, 2011 at 1:27 am
I would love to see Gordon Ramsay’s face eaten off by a badger.
August 27th, 2011 at 11:10 am
That is funny…. I love the Sport. But I thought it had run off with the News Of The World?? or was that the Sunday Sport?
Oh who cares… I’m off to do some work before I get carted off with Silly Sally of Bercow.
August 27th, 2011 at 10:05 am
OHHH not the Tregaron stallions….