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Gordon Ramsay Porn Dwarf Dead In Badger Lair

by | 15th, September 2011

ramsay sex dwarf Gordon Ramsay Porn Dwarf Dead In Badger LairPERCY Foster is dead. The 35-year-old porn star with the looks of a pre-op Gordon Ramsay was “found deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing programme near Tregaron, west Wales.”

Well, so says the Sport, which uses the headline:

GORDON RAMSEY SEX DWARF FOUND DEAD IN BADGER SETT

We learn that his corpse had been “partially gnawed” by animals.

Last week, the Sport told us:

Percy said: “I made my first adult feature in 2009 with fully-sized woman Sonia Splitarse – I don’t think that’s her real name – and it was great fun.

“It was in June of this year, on the set of Hi-Ho- Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go, that someone noticed I looked like Gordon Ramsay.

“Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen’s teeth and so can command top dollar.

“I’ve already ordered a new BMW and a diamondencrusted Soda Stream.”

PS – Bring back the News of The World…please…



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