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Mr Paparazzi And Ex-Mrs The Hoff Up For Big Brother Eviction Unsurprisingly

by | 30th, August 2011

BRILLIANT. That’s what we are. That’s because we correctly predicted who would be voted out of the Celebrity Big Brother house over the weekend, seeing the terminally unpopular Sally Bercow getting sent back to the obscurity from whence she came.

Good riddance too. We don’t want political people polluting our perfectly good television sets. They’re all scum of the highest order, unable to string a sentence together without keeping one eye on a camera. And you thought proper celebrities were bad.

Anyway, because we’re so fantastic at guessing who is going to get the chop from a disinterested public, you should start putting money on our guesswork.

Up for eviction next is Darryn Lyons and Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff (not to be confused with Bachman Turner Overdrive).

The nominations provided some well-meaning gasps from Kerry Katona, who went on to

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