Mr Paparazzi And Ex-Mrs The Hoff Up For Big Brother Eviction Unsurprisingly
BRILLIANT. That’s what we are. That’s because we correctly predicted who would be voted out of the Celebrity Big Brother house over the weekend, seeing the terminally unpopular Sally Bercow getting sent back to the obscurity from whence she came.
Good riddance too. We don’t want political people polluting our perfectly good television sets. They’re all scum of the highest order, unable to string a sentence together without keeping one eye on a camera. And you thought proper celebrities were bad.
Anyway, because we’re so fantastic at guessing who is going to get the chop from a disinterested public, you should start putting money on our guesswork.
Up for eviction next is Darryn Lyons and Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff (not to be confused with Bachman Turner Overdrive).
The nominations provided some well-meaning gasps from Kerry Katona, who went on to say that she was “shocked” at the results. Lyons, clearly becoming more aware of what an odious little turd he is, replied: “I’m not.” Naturally, Mr Paparazzi has done wonders for the profile of z-listers like Katona, so she’s well-advised to try and curry favour with the pink haired weapon.
Ex-Hoff can sling it though, as no-one in the house gave two hoots about her nomination. This, of course, will be reflected in the public’s complete antipathy toward her, as she doesn’t really promise any bitchiness, unlike the belly-button faced Lyons.
So there you have it. Stick your money on Bachman Turner Overdrive getting ejected from the house. We’ve never been wrong.
Watch the video of the nominations here.