Arsenal’s South Korean Striker Park Chu-Young Is A 6ft-Tall Midget
ARSENAL have swooped for Park Chu-Young. Park is the captain of South Korea – and Arsenal fans must be hoping that he makes better fist of leading and inspiring the team than those other international captains in the club’s ranks, such as the barely-bothered Andrei Asharvin and the ineffectual Tomas Rosicky.
But what else to we know about Young? Well, he will give Arsenal fans something to sing about (“Park, Park, where ever you may be, you eat dogs in your country…“). He will, in all likelihood, leave the Gunners to do a stint of national service or play for a police tem in 2014 or 2015. But for the inside line on the player’s tactical know-how and skills we turn to the Daily Star’s Brian Woolnough
“A little striker from South Korea is not the answer.”
That would be Park Chu-Young – the 6ft-tall striker?
Not to worry, thogh, Woolnough, Mr Park may well be inscrutable; even if Arsenal no longer play in yellow…