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Jessie Wallace And Vincent Morse Make EastEnders And The Daily Star Seem Almost Real

by | 31st, August 2011

JESSIE Wallace the EastEnders harridan with the pork-pie voice and jellied eel gait is dating Vincent Morse. Well, she was. Yesterday’s and today’s tabloids wer full of news that the pair had split.

“Jessie Jilts Love Rat on Day Of Wedding “- Daily Mirror front page, August 30, 2011

“Raging Jessie dumps fiance on wedding day” The Sun front page, August 30, 2011

“Jessie has wedding flowers delivered home so she can watch them die”Sun front page, August 31, 2011

Cast your mind back to the Daily Star’s news of August 29:

JESSIE Wallace will still marry her burger van man today despite his sex-text cheating.

Such are the facts. Another apparent fact being, as the Mail says:

Caterer Morse allegedly emailed a shocking photo of the EastEnders star to his ex-girlfriend Karen Short in an apparent bid to lure her into bed earlier this month. Morse is said to have accompanied the picture of Wallace, which showed her wearing a black basque and stockings, with the caption: ‘This is what you will get x’.

We take it all back – EastEnders is not so fanciful and distanced from a kind of reality after all…



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