Jessie Wallace And Vincent Morse Make EastEnders And The Daily Star Seem Almost Real
“Jessie Jilts Love Rat on Day Of Wedding “- Daily Mirror front page, August 30, 2011
“Raging Jessie dumps fiance on wedding day” – The Sun front page, August 30, 2011
“Jessie has wedding flowers delivered home so she can watch them die” – Sun front page, August 31, 2011
Cast your mind back to the Daily Star’s news of August 29:
JESSIE Wallace will still marry her burger van man today despite his sex-text cheating.
Such are the facts. Another apparent fact being, as the Mail says:
Caterer Morse allegedly emailed a shocking photo of the EastEnders star to his ex-girlfriend Karen Short in an apparent bid to lure her into bed earlier this month. Morse is said to have accompanied the picture of Wallace, which showed her wearing a black basque and stockings, with the caption: ‘This is what you will get x’.
We take it all back – EastEnders is not so fanciful and distanced from a kind of reality after all…