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Alex Reid And Chantelle Houghton Get Infected In The Celebrity Petri Dish

by | 31st, August 2011

IN the celebrity Petri Dish, Alex Reid and Chantelle Houghton have met.

In OK! , the “reality couple” are on an “escape” in Portugal. What they are escaping from is unclear. We’d wager it’s chapped thighs, Peter Andre, hoodies and sharks.

Chantelle wants to yell us that she has a low ovarian reserve “. She has only three years left to conceive.

Leandro Penna, currently dating Reid’s ex-wife Katie Price, calls Alex a “weird gay freak”.

OK! calls them Chantalex, which sounds like a colonic purging system for bunged up Swiss.

OK! also says Reid is a puppy dog boyfriend “. That’s him sat in a toilet roll by a massive pile of poo looking guilty, yet cute and suggestible.
Says Alex:

“I want to stop people thinking is a ‘showmance’.”

So. Why not get married, get jobs, settle down in the Midlands and get on with the love. But first, Portugal in OK!. Says Chantelle:

“It was a so loverly to have some time just the two of us.”

It as like the photographer, make-up artiste,

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