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Maddy Jackson Is The Four Year With Fake Breasts: Photos

by | 1st, September 2011

SHIFT you cutie patooti Eden Wood, Step aside Botox Mum. Spin on this Sarah Burge. Four-year-old Maddy Jackson has C-cup breasts, a J-Lo derriere and more chutzpa than a Goonies Bar Mitzvah convention.

Maddy is a contestant on Toddlers and Tiaras, the telly show about beauty pageants.

Mum Lindsay tell the show:

“To some people, it’s over the top, to us it’s just what happens… It’s just normal. When she wears the fake boobs and the fake butt, it’s just like extra bonus.”

In those halcyon days of pre-internet telly, we left it to grown women to dress up as underage boys and scream ‘Fandabidose‘ at the folks at home. And as for looking at the little kids, isn’t that what OK! and other celebrity magazine are for – giving the slack-jawed masses the chance to look at famous people and their gussied up children while being told how wonderful, good lookiong and amazing said children are?

At least this is a contest anyone can enter. You just need a child. Now, anyone know where we can hire one..?

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