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Talking Hairy Balls With Steve Howard, Manchester United’s Wayne Rooney And ‘Dodgy’ Women

by | 2nd, September 2011

MORE insight from the Sun’s man with Sky TV, Steven Howard. Today he’s been looking at Manchester United’s Wayne Rooney:

“It’s amazing what a new barnet can do. It may not be the most prolific sprouting ever seen in the history of hair-weaving but who cares? If it keeps Wayne Rooney happy then we should be as well. No one, in fact, can quite remember him this jolly since those days of uninterrupted joy and youthful bliss prior to Euro 2004.”

Yeah. No-one saw Rooney smiel – such as when he was scoring goals and winning the Champions’ League.

Howard then adds:

Before he discovered metatarsals, goal droughts and dodgy (younger) women.

Presumably, Howard means dodgy young women like Helen Wood, the up-front, intelligent prostitute, and Jennifer Thompson. You can pick up th whiff of misogyny in that line. Wayne is good – the women he hires for sex, allegedly, as dodgy…

Photo: Manchester United’s Wayne Rooney celebrates winning the Champions League trophy by carrying team mate Paul Scholes over his shoulder.



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