Jessie Wallace Has Soap Opera Of A Honeymoon After Being Cheated On
DUM-DUM-DUM-DI-DUM-DIDIDIDDY! Kat off Eastenders, not better known as Jessie Wallace, has been having a lousy time of it lately. She was supposed to be getting married to a chap called Vince Morse, but it all went a bit Albert Square.
See, Jessie dumped Vince (hopefully via Morse code, which could’ve potentially read “..-. ..- -.-. -.- -.– — ..-“) just hours before the wedding after she found out he’d sent a dirty photo of the actress to an ex.
That’s nice isn’t it?
This meant that the pair lost out on a whole load of lucrative deals from magazines for wedding photos and interest from TV companies.
Oh, and love. The whole love thing got trampled too.
And there was the small matter of the wedding itself. It appeared that Vince was going to have to fork out for everything himself. However, because Jessie is a nice woman, she’s decided to split the cost of everything, presumably to get him out of her life more quickly.
That’s £40,000, split two-ways.
And like that terrible sequence in the Sex And The City movie, Jessie has beggared off on the Honeymoon with chums so she can cry in the sun as well as getting Max Clifford to represent her (presumably, so she can recoup some of that money she lost).
Ain’t love grand?