Katie: My Magazine: Katie Price Is Now Available In Instalments
Anorak is excited at the thought that the Katie comic will come with free gifts such as My Divorce, My Pink Horsebox, My Jordans, My Nunny, My Ex Peter Andre, My Transvestite Cage-Fighter Alex Reid; My Confused Children; My Week In Ibiza, My Used Waxing Strips, My Aunt Fanny, My Dead Eyes, and My Favourite Shade of Orange.
All elements of Jordan’s life come with a fee attached. Now you can get Katie in instalments.
The gaping danger is that from the time of going to press until the day the magazine hits the shelves Katie’s life will have moved on a pace and she will have dyed her hair, created daughter Princess’s TenaLadyMe’s range of child merkin, married another orangey-brown lover or stubbed a toe.
Anorak suggests Pete Andre get to work on his own magazine pronto. We recall the days of Whizzer and Chips, the comic that was split in two, a move that allowed fans to soak up the organ’s fun while deciding whether to be a “Whizz-Kid” or a “Chip-ite”. Given the praise heaped upon Price for her fabled intelligence in shoving her primary sexual characteristics in our faces for cash, she’s surely says a Whizz-Kid, while sentimental Pete can be chippy.