Kate Middleton Is Pregnant With Twins (Sources Say)
We know this because Star magazine knows this and tells us what it knows on its front page.
“A BOY AND A GIRL”
Hurrah! Double hurrah!!
“Now she’s struggling to gain weight”
Don’t worry, Kate, the weight will find its own weight to glue to your heir and spare.
“Doctors confirmed the exciting baby news exactly 100 days after the April 29 wedding.”
You see. Clive Goodman get done for hacking Royal phones and the News of The World is binned. But the Star gets the scoop by teh tried and tested method of guessing.
“Were fertility treatments involved? At least one source says yes and that a test has confirmed twins and the sex of the babies.”
But the Weekly World News says:
Just five days into her marriage with Prince William – Kate Middleton announced that she is pregnant! Kate Middleton is pregnant with Prince William’s first child. The announcement was made by Kate with her friend Victoria Beckham standing at her side.
In Touch Weekly said that Kate cannot pregnant – not ever.
In April 2011, Star magasine said Kate was the: “Pregnant Bride”. Middleton has an “undeniable glow.”
One day the tabloids will be correct. One day…