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Mr Weiner Wants To Ban Nude Hot Dog Eating In San Francisco

by | 8th, September 2011

THE City Supervisor of San Francisco wants to outlaw nudity in public. He wants nudists to no longer be nudists. He wants them to wear clothes on the public beaches. He wants them to wear towels in eateries. Says he:

“San Francisco is a liberal and tolerant city, and we pride ourselves on that fact. Yet, while we have a variety of views about public nudity, we can all agree that when you sit down naked, you should cover the seat, and that you should cover up when you go into a food establishment.”

And what is the name of this champion of the clothed? clothing is. Why its Scott Weiner. Yep, Mr Weiner, like in the big hot sausages no-one naked would want to sit on…

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