Mr Jailin’s Breast Grope Caught On Speed Camera: He Says It’s A Police Fit Up
TO China, where businessman and motorist Deng Jialin Chinese has been captured on a speed camera groping the brest of his female passenger. Deng Jialin was breaking the speed limit as he drove his Nissan at 60mph in the 50mph zone between Santai and Shehong in Sichuan Province. He has been fined.
But that was not enough. The local police published the image of Jailin (and how’s that for a miscreant’s name, readers?) in local media. Jailin is not best pleased. He says the iamge is in breach of his privacy and has been digitally manipulated. He is threatening to sue the Mianyang Traffic Bureau.
To compound his misery, it transpires that the woman is not Jailin’s wife. It is a “university student”.
Says Jailin:
“I was driving alone that day, and there was no one in my passenger seat.”
If he’s right, this throws up a few ponderables:
Did police insert an image into the photo? If so, why?
Why is Jailin driving with only one hand on the wheel?
Is a sex doll an optional extra with every Nissan?
Is the woman a ghost?
Meanwhile, over in Russia, Sam Nickel wants to grope 1000 woman and then use his warmed hands to touch Vladimir Putin and invest him with breast power. He’s on foot…
Posted: 9th, September 2011 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
