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Celebrity Big Brother: The Daily Star’s Lies And Wet Dreams Were Better Than The Show

by | 9th, September 2011

CELEBRITY Big Brother (proprietor Richard Desmond) is at its end. After 19 days straight of front-page reporting in the Daily Star (prop. R. Desmond), the paper can announce that the show’s winner is Paddy Doherty. He saw off Kerry Katona’s kidzz, ketchup and kebabs to take top spot and with it the spoils of breathless interviews in OK! (prop R. Desmond) and exclusives on Channel Five (prop. R Desmond).

Time, then, to look back and see whihc of the Daily Star’s front-page exclusies was the most factually correct:

Aug 16 : “Big Bro Big Sexy Shock Naked romps and kinky padded cell revealed”
Fact: No naked romps and no kinky padded cell

Aug 17 : Jordan Busts Into Big Brother
Fact: Kate Price, for it is she, did not go on Big Brother

Aug 18 : “Wills & Kate In BB House”
Fact: Kate Middleton and Prince William look-alikes sits on a bed in Elstree

Aug 19 : “Amy My Boobs Will Win Big Brother”
Facts: Amy Childs all of her (boobs, teeth the lot) comes fourth

Aug 22 : “Big Bo hunk’s five-in-a-bed romps”
Fact: Inside the paper we learn that the hunk “aims to romp with four women in the house”. He fails

Aug 23 : “Big Bro’s Big Lovers Amy and Lucien set to be new Jordan and Pete”
Well, they don’t live together and aren’t dry humping each other on the telly. So. that’s partially true

Aug 24 : “BB in New Bully Shock Boozed-up Bobby attacks Amy”

Fact:

SCHEMING Bobby Sabel has declared war on Big Brother fave Amy Childs in a desperate bid to save himself from the chop. The hunky housemate is tipped to get the boot on Friday because he has hardly said a word since entering the house.

Aug 25 : “Big Bro Amy: Kick Bully Bobby Out Sobbing beauty pleas to Bro fans”
Fact: Says Amy:

“He’s a div. He’s a model but I don’t think he is even that good looking .I don’t like him. He pisses me off! He’s a bug, bug, bug, bug!”

Aug 26 : “Big Bro’s most shocking scenes ever”
Fact: Is Bobby sweating into a cup of water more shocking than the shagging and bullying

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