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Suicidal Sinead O’Connor Gives It Up The Arse

by | 18th, September 2011

FOLLOWING her earlier invitation for anal sex with a yam named Brian , priest Sinead O’Connor haas been talking about suicide.

Note: her advert for love now includes the element: “Must provide me with Fry’s chocolate cream bars (NOT a euphemism for anal sex).”

D-listed on his blog says Sinead is crazy. She is not. She is a brilliant writer, utterly captivating, warm, charming and readable. She is the antidote to the PR-fed bullshit that passes for copy in the tabloid press, in which pop mucus is traduced to Cheryl Cole’s warm heart and Lady Gaga’s beef curtains.

UsWeekly looks at to Sinead’s Tweets:

So now I wish suicide wud kill me.

I fucking hate Ireland so much.

All this shit we’re not supposed to say. Including suicidal feelings, sex, etc. U just get treated like a crazy person. I want to go

To heaven SO bad. Have for yrs. But I don’t wanna abandon my kids. But if I cud die without them knowing I did it myself I wud.

An I know every1 will say I’m a cunt for saying that.. But fuck all this shit we’re ‘not supposed to say’. I’m so tired. 24 yrs

Of being treated like a crazy person. Can’t manage any more. Badly wish cud die without it ruining my kids lives.

She then takes to her  blog to talk about death (published in full. Sinead , write for us, please.):

Open letter to all people in who occassionally feel suicidal, or think, or have acted suicidally, including that really annoying Sinead woman that won’t just shut the fuck up and stop making people feel uncomfortable.. #angrymobfromsimpsons

Dear Precious U (including Sinead)

Why would ‘God’ want u to beat urself up for wanting to die? Don’t allow anyone near u who, when ur with them u feel bad about u. U haven’t died. And that’s what matters to God. “God is close to the broken hearted.” And ‘God’ doesn’t judge.

I don’t reckon ‘God’ is a he or a she.. But an ‘it’. A spirit. I only base my feeling on what I’ve read about near-death experiences.. Where everyone has sensed an un-conditionally loving ‘presence’ , tho’ they didn’t know what to call it.. So they said either presence, spirit or being.

Whatever it is, I dunno, but I know its arms are around us all but more especially those who are broken-hearted and as any parent’s arms would be. ‘God’s love is impossible to corrupt.

I can’t remember the name of this movie but it wuz huge when I wuz young.. Started with sweep of footage of the universe. And when it got so u cud see the earth u could see the sun above it and its light shone over the top of the earth and it looked like a person hugging and holding earth. That’s what it fuckin looks like. That has to count amongst many proofs there really is a ‘God’

Step A to feeling better about ourselves is prayer. I know, ur thinking “ok.. Buttfucking” now “God?” Yes. Apologies. Am a hideous sinner. But also other things.

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