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Drunk Kerry Katona Sups OK!’s ‘Celebrity Juice’ And Swallows Lucien Laviscount

by | 21st, September 2011

KERRY Katona and Lucien Laviscount continue with their fluid post-Big Brother romance on the cover of OK! magazine. The pair are fighting for love in the face of overwhelming odds – colour prejudice (she’s orange); age (he’s not much old than her kidzzzzz); incest (they describe themselves as being like brother and sister); and the cruelest barrier of all: they aren’t dating.

And yet OK! continues to make pronouncements:

“KERRY’S EXCITING NEWS – I’M MOVING LUCIEN IN!”

“WORLD EXCLUSIVE – ‘WE LOVE WAKING UP TOGETHER'”

“MOLLY DOESN’T LIE US KISSING IN FRONT OF HER”

It’s all illustrated with photo from last’s week’s OK! exclusive in which deep beneath the headline “LUCIEN & KERRY IT’S LOVE”, readers hear Kerry say:

“No-one’s ever going to take me on with four kids, I’ve accepted that.”

This week, Kerry tells us:

“I’m feeling rough as a bear’s arse today after my birthday drinks last night – I think I’m still drunk – I didn’t get in until 4am! I started the night on Celebrity Juice.”

That’s either a show on ITV2 or a drink containing two parts tangerine food colouring, to two shots of Katie Price’s “Thong Glue” and a generous splash of whatever it is Cliff Richard isn’t having.

So. Kezza, what of the news that you and Lucien and moving in together?

“Lucien and I are definitely going to get a date in the diary for a DVD night in.”

Look out for the OK! story on that: “I nearly slipped a disc when Lucien spent the night”.

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TV presenter and singer Kerry McFadden presenting ITV's new series 'Britain's Sexiest'. 07/12/04: The former Atomic Kitten, who has reverted to her maiden name, is rebuilding her life after the break-up of their marriage. Kerry Katona has spoken about her split from husband Brian McFadden and declared: "I want a new man for Christmas.

 



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